I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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