Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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