Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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