New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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