the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Houston, we have a blender
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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