You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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