Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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