I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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