He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Can I color on your dick again?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize