what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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