I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she woke up with a sticky ear
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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