Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Green mimosas i think yes
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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