Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We need to rekindle our bromance
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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