There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
