I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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