"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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