dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I love you. Go after that dick
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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