Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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