Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
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I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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