It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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