ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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