considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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