wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Come on in and take your pants off
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