He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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