I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
