She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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