needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
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