Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
