Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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