Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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