Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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