so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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