sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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