i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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