I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
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What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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