Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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