is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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