would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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