Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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