Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I will die if light touches me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Randomize
