Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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