She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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