if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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