Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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