I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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