"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
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