I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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