she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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