I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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