he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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