I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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