dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I know her cup size but not her name....
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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