We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
handjob tips. give me some.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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