in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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