Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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