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The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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