I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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