you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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