Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
love makes seman taste better
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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