i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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