I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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