Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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