the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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